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As we march forward into days and possibly months of isolation, celebrities continue to reach out to us as best they can. Motivated by boredom, stars are posting video of many of their household routines so that we, too, can live like housebound celebrities. January Jones joined the call the other day when she posted her recipe for a detox bath she likes to take. January was sporting some kind of DIY face mask, that I do not think she disclosed (maybe next story?) and started a science experiment in her very pretty bathroom that she referred to, at one point, as a “human stew”:
— Jasmine Sha-Ree Sanders (@JasMoneyRecords) March 18, 2020
Obviously, the take-away here is – where can I get that caftan?! I mean, not to oversell it but I would OWN self-isolation if I had something that fabulous to wear. As of this writing, no id yet. But don’t worry, folks are working on it.
As for the bath, I have questions. To her point about these items being available, I actually think she’s right, there. I haven’t been to the grocery store in four days (a record for me!) but when I was there last, I had no trouble getting what I need in the baking aisle, while the soup shelves across from it were decimated. Still, those quantities seem excessive. A pound of salt in a tub that has an entire box of baking soda already in it? And isn’t soap, baking soda and vinegar the basis of a science fair volcano? Or is that the surprise part of the bath? As she luxuriates in her beautiful surroundings, all of a sudden, the bathtub erupts and shoots out a flume of bath lava at the ceiling. My guess is that January has taken this detox bath before and it doesn’t appear that her skin has been seared, so I assume it’s safe. I’ll let you guys try it out first. But if I can make any kind of suggestion here, run the water as you dump the contents of your pantry in it. Putting a naked derriere on a pound of undissolved salt is in no way relaxing. Detoxing? Possibly, but not in any way I want to know about.
Bath salts are, however, very easy to make. Get your kid to make them for you and maybe they’ll get some science class extra credit. The you could have Junior sew you that fabulous caftan for their Home Ec lesson.
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