A MUM-OF-FIVE used Ann Summers LUBE to make a slip 'n' slide for her son after claiming she didn't need it any more because she "actually fancies her boyfriend this time".
Lisa Burgin, 39, and her family were enjoying the heatwave over the Bank Holiday weekend when her youngest son Charlie, 8, requested they make a water slide in the back garden.
After quickly putting one together out of a sheet of plastic and washing up liquid, daredevil Charlie complained that he still wanted to go faster.
So Lisa, from Barnsley, South Yorkshire, cheekily thought of an adult alternative for added slipperiness – her bottle of Silicone Satin 'Long Lasting' Lube from Ann Summers, which she squirted over the plastic.
Although it improved Charlie's speed, the cheeky mum decided to go one step further and smothered her son with the gel too.
In a clip, Charlie can be heard shouting "it hurts when you go down… it's so sticky" as watching adults burst out laughing in the background.
The sales assistant shared hilarious photos of her antics online adding a cheeky caption to have a dig at her two ex-husbands: "So yesterday this might have happened.
"That's one way of using it seeing as though I actually fancy my boyfriend this time."
"We tried washing up liquid and that didn't quite work, so joking with my partner, I said 'I know what we've got upstairs unused'. The lube was a free gift from Ann Summers.
"Me and my partner said we'd leave the Slip 'n' Slide out and have a go on it later that night but we never did."
Unsurprisingly, Lisa's older children were mortified by the whole thing and asked where she got the lube from.
Poking fun at her older son Andrew, the mum said: "I joked with him and said 'I got it out of your bedroom Andrew' while his girlfriend was sat next to him. He was embarrassed."
Lisa added: "It was an in-joke between us adults. They thought it was hysterical and were impressed by my creativity."
"When I told my friends what I'd done they were howling with laughter. We'll definitely be saving the pictures for Charlie's 18th so we can embarrass him."
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