Which Beatle had a hard day’s night with Christine? Test yourself in CRAIG BROWN’S quiz of memoirs that revealed a little more than we might have wanted to know about their subjects
Rugby player Danny Cipriani writes about his relationship with Kelly Brook in his memoir, Who Am I?
In turn, Brook once published a memoir in which she revealed that Cipriani was ‘so busy chasing women he could not find time to flush the loo’. Test your knowledge of revealing memoirs in this second part of my quiz-and-tell.
1. Who, in her memoir, revealed: ‘I always make men wait at least a month, just to prove that they’re interested in me for myself’?
a) Katie Price
b) Kate Winslet
c) Kate Moss
d) Kate Beckinsale
Rugby player Danny Cipriani writes about his relationship with Kelly Brook in his memoir, Who Am I?
2. ‘By Jove, Missus, I’m the only one in our house who can kiss a girl and nibble her ear at the same time.’ Who said this?
a) George Formby
b) Dave Hill of Slade
c) John Prescott
d) Ken Dodd
3. ‘My only joy was in talking and making love late, hours of it, several of those evenings etched in time, memorable, wanting time to stand still, just a little while longer… my lover, who now soars in skies far above…’ Who wrote this, about whom?
a) Sasha Swire about her husband Hugo
b) Nancy Dell’Olio about Sven-Goran Eriksson
c) Norman Scott about Jeremy Thorpe
d) Edwina Currie about John Major
4. Which celebrity had this memory of a one-night stand with President Kennedy?
‘Just as I was getting into the elevator, he said: ‘There’s just one thing I’d like to know.’ ‘What is it, Jack?’ I said. ‘Did you ever make it with my father?’ ‘No, Jack,’ I answered truthfully, ‘I never did.’ ‘Well,’ he replied, ‘that’s one place I’m in first.’ Then the lift door closed and I never saw him again.’
a) Greta Garbo
b) Marlene Dietrich
c) Mae West
d) Marilyn Monroe
5. Country singer Tammy Wynette sang Stand By Your Man for a President during a dinner in Jackson, Mississippi. After the dinner, she claimed that he gave her a French kiss. ‘Oh my God, that was so embarrrasing. He swabbed my tonsils,’ she told a friend. Who was the President?
a) Jimmy Carter
b) Ronald Reagan
c) Bill Clinton
d) Donald Trump
6. ‘I thought, he’s got a well-fit body, I wouldn’t mind some of that.’ In her kiss-and-tell memoir, who said this of whom?
a) Victoria Beckham of David Beckham
b) Meghan Markle of Prince Harry
c) Margaret Thatcher of Denis Thatcher
d) Katie Price of Peter Andre
In her 2001 memoir, Christine Keeler included memories of her one-night stand with a Beatle, while she was going out with the nephew of one of the Kray Brothers. Which Beatle?
7. ‘That night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me. On that night… I needed that love she gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct.’ Which former Prime Minister includes this passage in his memoirs?
a) Tony Blair
b) Edward Heath
c) David Cameron
d) Boris Johnson
8. ‘I kept going to the Ad Lib club and one night ended up dancing with X. The Fab Four were the biggest thing in the world and we were great curiosities on the dance floor. Which is why we ended up in bed together the next morning, the morning Freddy turned up unexpectedly for a reconciliation. If it had been anyone else but a Beatle I think he might have bashed X about. As it was, he was so taken aback when he saw it was X in bed with me that he just stood there gawping. X made a break for it — and broke my banister as he went. He got married for the first time a week later.’
In her 2001 memoir, Christine Keeler included these memories of her one-night stand with a Beatle, while she was going out with the nephew of one of the Kray Brothers. Which Beatle?
a) John
b) Paul
c) George
d) Ringo
Answers
1a; 2d; 3d; 4b; 5b; 6d; 7a; 8d.
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