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Jamie Simpson, the Dayton, OH weatherman who has had it with you annoying, whining Bachelorette fans!

On Monday, a mob of tornados hit several states including Ohio, leaving one person dead and many, many injured. Dayton and its surrounding areas were left fucked up, but as the tornados wreaked havoc, a bunch of Bachelorette crazies held onto their TV and as they were carried into the air, they cried about not knowing if Leiyton (I’m guessing the Bachelorette’s name is Leiyton) picked Chad 3 or Chad 4 (I’m guessing there’s at least four Chads on that shit) to fuck her on the ferris wheel during the carnival date. Many Bachelorette fans lost their already-lost minds when their TV station aired possibly-life-saving tornado information over the pumpkin spice latte drinker’s Game of Thrones.

The Bachelorette airs on ABC 22 in Dayton, and it’s owned by the same company that owns Fox 45, which cut into Monday night’s airing so that weatherman Jamie Simpson could give important tornado info. But Bachelor Nation’s Dayton chapter wasn’t hearing it and they sent Jamie a category 4 whine-nado on Twitter by crying at him to shut up and air their stupid show instead. Yes, Jamie was giving them live-saving information, but what’s the point of living if you don’t know which Chads made it through to the next round?

Jamie had it with the complaining Bachelorette fans and knocked them right out of their UGGs by hitting them with this:

“No we’re not going back to the show, folks! This is a dangerous situation, okay. Think about if this was your neighborhood. I’m sick and tired of people complaining about this. Our job here is to keep people safe and that’s what we’re going to do. Some of you complain this is all about my ego… STOP. Just stop right now. It’s now. I’m done with you people. I really am. This is pathetic. This is a dangerous situation here.”

Let those hos have it, Jamie! Too bad he didn’t follow up that beautiful rant up with, “Besides, I already know that Chad 3 and Chad 4 get eliminated in the rose ceremony, so cry more, bitch!

There’s two things I don’t like about Jamie’s amazing takedown. The first is that he apologized. Dude shouldn’t apologize for giving us the truth! The second is that it wasn’t long enough. He should’ve dragged them some more, and if he got parched, he should’ve wet his dry vocal cords with their tears and went on. But honestly, they probably didn’t hear Jamie’s STFU sermon because it was drowned out by the sound of Kelly Ripa cackling.

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